"I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there and I don't want to see you every day" An unknown wit

Advice

Never walk down the hall without a file in your hand

Tech Support

Staff: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Staff: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Staff: Five dots.

Why work is good

This employee should go far and the sooner he starts the better

Or did I miss something

THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS LEFT TO LIVE (CHILLING!)