Martine says

"Have you ever noticed that other peoples stuff is shit but your own shit is stuff"

'Dilbert Quotes' contest

A magazine recently ran a 'Dilbert Quotes' contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers.
'As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks..'
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA )

Yes indeed

Newspaper headline

RED TAPE HOLDS UP BRIDGE